Jeri's E3 [s]3D[/s] Impressions

[Jerichi]

/bandwagon

So I have not been paying much attention to E3 so far but from what I can gather this is how it has gone:

3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D ITS GREAT RITE OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO PLAY THE GAMES BECAUSE ITS SO EXPENSIVE OOPS SUX4U (U = STUPID INVESTORS)

OH AND LOL CASUALS WE DONT LIKE THEM ANYMORE* LETS CATER TO THE MAIN AUDIENCES WITH...

YOU GUESSED IT. MORE 3D GAMES.

OH AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING WORTH WHILE COMES OUT IN A YEAR. LOL SORRY

*Unless we is Nintendo. Sorry Hardcore Nintendofags

[Jerichi]

I don't know what this is but judging by this:

http://s0.2mdn.net/1441867/PID_1338616_initial_960x250.jpg

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Jerichi]

When I saw the LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE GIRL IS THE SWORD gif (which I cannot find *sadface*) I lol'd and said that there is no way that Nintendo is stupid enough to do that.

>The mysterious figure shown at E3 2009 in the concept art alongside Link, is the Skyward Sword. The Skyward Sword is thus able to take a humanoid form. The Skyward Sword becomes the Master Sword at some point in the game.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/Closedsmilie.png

[Kindrindra]

...

You didn't see the girl being the sword's spirit or whatever coming?


Didn't you look at their head? 0_o

[Jerichi]

I saw it coming.

I just didn't think Ninty would be that PREDICTABLE.

My face after the current slew of E3 news:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/Jerichirules/1276665948643.gif

May face after actually looking at the 3DS's graphical capabilities and THE COLORS OH GOD THE COLORS:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/Jerichirules/125948840238.gif

Unfortunately I do not have a reaction image to gauge my ORGASMIC DO WANT of Portal 2 so this will have to suffice:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/Jerichirules/omgazn.gif