Blastoise
06-21-2009, 05:22 AM
http://www.trmk.org/news/12627/boon_confirms_mk9s_return_to_edgy_violence.html
It scares me to think that Ed Boon is given a position of power in the video game industry when he still operates under the delusion that there's anything remotely edgy about Mortal Kombat these days: I mean, when people are "eh, whatever" about Kratos ripping off some motherfucker's head with his bare hands, you know violence and viscera alone just don't cut it anymore. Hey Ed, maybe instead of trying to titillate retarded redneck manchildren who never grew out of the "I LOVE RIPPING DUDES' HEADS OFF BECAUSE IT FREAKS MY MOM OUT" phase of their lives you could design a fighting system that isn't dogshit.
But seriously, someone please take this series behind the woodshed, tell it about the rabbits, and blow its fucking brains out. Jesus Christ.
It scares me to think that Ed Boon is given a position of power in the video game industry when he still operates under the delusion that there's anything remotely edgy about Mortal Kombat these days: I mean, when people are "eh, whatever" about Kratos ripping off some motherfucker's head with his bare hands, you know violence and viscera alone just don't cut it anymore. Hey Ed, maybe instead of trying to titillate retarded redneck manchildren who never grew out of the "I LOVE RIPPING DUDES' HEADS OFF BECAUSE IT FREAKS MY MOM OUT" phase of their lives you could design a fighting system that isn't dogshit.
But seriously, someone please take this series behind the woodshed, tell it about the rabbits, and blow its fucking brains out. Jesus Christ.